Look, I don't wish to slate the ad men who wrote the 'Just passing by' commercials but they do seem to have missed out a huge chunk of McDonalds natural demographic from this campaign. I mean its all well and good including Yuppies and Grannies and nice shiny middle class kids in your ads, but where are the chav's? Where are the drunks? Where are the fat bastards? I mean this lot have been keeping Maccy D's going for decades and now they have been airbrushed? Disgraceful.
So in order to celebrate the part these folks have played in the McDonalds success story here is my 'Just Passing By' poem. Lets hope the burger meisters can see the funny side!!!

And the grotty young mum
Smacking Juniors bum
Was just passing by

And the notorious winer
Seeking a stomach liner
Was just passing by

And the tables all shook
As the fatso's who cant cook
And whose vocablary is made up of arse, tits and fook
Just went passing by

And the dope heads in scrunchies
With a bad case of munchies
Were just passing by

And the hoodie wearing kids
Terrorising the bids
And playing frisbee with tippy cup lids
Were just passing by

Thats better!!! Now there really is a McDonalds for everyone. I wont hold my breath awaiting my royalties!!!!